1 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:03,099 Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:07,099 about knowing fuck all about owt, needs to watch their back. 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,459 So, you've had your Labour, reclassifying skunk, 4 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,219 sending prices sky-high. 5 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:16,219 Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots! 6 00:00:16,336 --> 00:00:19,659 Now you've got your Con-Dem Nation. 7 00:00:19,660 --> 00:00:22,699 Liberals noshing Tories, like altar boys picking dimps up! 8 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,099 Have we had a national fucking stroke, 9 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,979 or what? 10 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:30,059 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 11 00:00:30,060 --> 00:00:32,579 Anybody watching needs to know, 12 00:00:32,580 --> 00:00:36,019 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 13 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:39,979 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester, 14 00:00:39,980 --> 00:00:43,059 and they charge us for water! 15 00:00:43,060 --> 00:00:47,375 I wandered lonely as a clown Necking mushrooms rarely found 16 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:50,619 This green and pleasant land In ancient times... 17 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:53,219 Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak! 18 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,499 It's not theirs any more. 19 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,019 This is our England now. 20 00:00:59,020 --> 00:01:01,775 Party! 21 00:01:01,838 --> 00:01:04,127 22 00:01:06,140 --> 00:01:08,499 'I never got that whole Robin Hood thing, me. 23 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,379 'I mean, for a start he used to hang about in the woods with a monk, 24 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,899 'plus he wore tights. 25 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:17,579 'Now don't get me wrong, I'm down with robbing the rich, 26 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:21,459 'but giving to the poor? Fuck that! 27 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:24,019 'Finders keepers.' 28 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:27,739 Justine! Get out of there now, you fucking slut! 29 00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:30,779 'You never hear the word "poor" any more, do you? 30 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,779 'We've been re-branded. Now we're "underprivileged." 31 00:01:33,780 --> 00:01:36,339 'I think I prefer "benefit scum." 32 00:01:36,340 --> 00:01:37,739 'It's less patronising. 33 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:41,659 'If Robin Hood were around today, I wouldn't take owt off him, anyway. 34 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:44,019 'I've always taken care of meself, thanks. 35 00:01:44,020 --> 00:01:47,019 'We all get dealt a bad hand now and again. 36 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:50,699 'But the mark of a man is to pick himself up and move on. 37 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:52,739 'You know what they say... 38 00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:56,739 'If life hands you lemons... ' 39 00:01:57,220 --> 00:02:01,219 Bollocks! 40 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,299 What's this? 41 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,619 What's it look like? 42 00:02:15,420 --> 00:02:17,419 Just, you know I'm good for it. 43 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:19,979 Are you? Look, Shane, I know how it is, OK? 44 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:21,139 And if things are tight, 45 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,219 I could always find a few bits for you to do round here until... 46 00:02:24,220 --> 00:02:27,219 Oh, yeah. You'd love that, you, wouldn't you? Go on. 47 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:31,019 What've you got in mind, ferreting tumble-pubes out the urinal? 48 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,739 I'll even throw in a pair of marigolds. 49 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,699 Thanks... I'm not a charity case! 50 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:39,339 Fine. We'll stop treating you like one, then. 51 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:43,339 Pay your tab or get on the wagon. 52 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:54,259 Aaaaah! 53 00:03:00,860 --> 00:03:04,859 Sorry. Lads night in, me and Carl. 54 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:11,099 Oh yeah? I'm sure you'll be very happy together. 55 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:13,619 Don't know how that got there. 56 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:16,899 Aye! 57 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:18,499 Dirty bastard. 58 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:22,379 Human Centipede, supposed to be well funny. 59 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:26,379 Yeah, about that. I can't make it, sorry. 60 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:28,619 Clem put her foot down, has she? 61 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,219 Mate, come with us if you like. 62 00:03:30,220 --> 00:03:32,979 We're not doin' owt, just having a drink by the canal. 63 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:36,979 Nah, no thanks... wouldn't want to be a... sixth wheel. (LAUGHS) 64 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:44,499 That's funny. See ya later. 65 00:03:47,780 --> 00:03:50,339 So, how's tall, black and jobless? 66 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:52,219 Nothing about, work-wise. 67 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,779 All the fight's gone out of him, 68 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:57,779 he seems resigned to curling up and licking his wounds. 69 00:03:57,860 --> 00:04:01,859 I used to be able to do that. Before me back. 70 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:06,099 Seriously, Gloria, what is that smell? 71 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:07,619 What smell? 72 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:09,819 It smells like... sex. 73 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:13,819 (SIGHS) 74 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:21,539 Oh! There's a naked man climbing out from your laundry basket! 75 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,579 Oh! 76 00:04:23,580 --> 00:04:26,539 Dominic. Do we need to see that first thing? 77 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:30,219 I'm trying to earn me keep. Out! 78 00:04:30,220 --> 00:04:31,179 Mmm! 79 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:35,179 Ladies. 80 00:04:35,326 --> 00:04:36,619 Ooh! 81 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:40,619 Dominic! 82 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,379 Who was that? 83 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:43,659 Me brother. 84 00:04:43,660 --> 00:04:44,539 The priest?! 85 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:46,739 What is it with priests and big nobs? 86 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:47,899 (LAUGHS) 87 00:04:47,900 --> 00:04:51,899 It's not funny! 88 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,459 Catherine. 89 00:05:05,460 --> 00:05:09,379 Now then, Dom. Didn't know you was back? 90 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:10,939 Where's the dog collar? 91 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,019 Dry cleaners. 92 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:15,459 Can I have a pint, please and, er, a couple of chasers? 93 00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:17,939 You haven't lost the faith? 94 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:20,219 You've not gone Protestant, have you?! 95 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:23,699 No, no, I'm just having a break, that's all. 96 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,539 How'd you wangle that? 97 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:28,499 Won a draw, names in a mitre. 98 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,499 How comes you not been in to see us, then? What you been doing? 99 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:35,499 DANCE MUSIC, WHOOPING 100 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:40,019 Just keeping busy. 101 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:47,979 No, this is better than money, I'm telling you. 102 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,739 It's a two-man operation, like. I'd help meself, but... 103 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,518 How many cigarettes are we talking, here? 104 00:05:52,573 --> 00:05:54,059 Enough. 105 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:56,859 Delivery guy always stops at this one particular store, 106 00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:59,019 then goes in for a bit of extra-marital 107 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:00,539 with one of the late shift. 108 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:03,139 Leaves his van just sitting there, half stocked. 109 00:06:03,140 --> 00:06:04,179 Two-man job, yeah? 110 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,139 Maybe ask one of your brothers? 111 00:06:06,140 --> 00:06:08,779 Er, I have got other mates, thank you. 112 00:06:08,780 --> 00:06:12,779 Course you have. So, are we squits, then? 113 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:30,299 Yeah. We squits. 114 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:37,219 LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION 115 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:47,579 Enjoying your tap water? 116 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:50,819 Champion. 117 00:06:50,820 --> 00:06:53,819 Fuck 'em! Cock! 118 00:06:53,820 --> 00:06:57,819 Shake-and-vac! 119 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:02,019 (SLURS) Don't afford what you can't touch. 120 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,819 Kelly. 121 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:09,819 What?! 122 00:07:14,380 --> 00:07:18,379 You fucking wish! 123 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,579 Do you reckon he had somebody at the house with him? 124 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:37,579 Well, he claims he can't remember, but there was someone, 125 00:07:37,580 --> 00:07:39,019 I'll tell you that. 126 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:41,179 Cos I just spent the afternoon 127 00:07:41,180 --> 00:07:45,179 wire-brushing the dry remnants of her off me fucking sofa cushions. 128 00:07:45,260 --> 00:07:46,299 Urgh! 129 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,979 Are priests allowed to do that? 130 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:50,899 Oh, he's a dogma unto himself, that one. 131 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,299 And besides, he's on "extended sabbatical." 132 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:54,459 Why? 133 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:56,099 He won a draw. 134 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,459 Yeah, and the second prize was a Popemobile. 135 00:07:58,460 --> 00:07:59,499 Oh, right. 136 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:02,819 LAUGHTER 137 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:03,499 (LAUGHS) 138 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,059 "Popemobile"! 139 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,059 Because it's stealing. 140 00:08:07,060 --> 00:08:09,619 Because it's against the law! 141 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:13,619 Oh, the law? And the fucking law's done us a lot of favours recently, 142 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,299 hasn't it, Jackson? 143 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,379 Oh, right, right. So this is all about revenge, is it? 144 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,779 Sticking it to the man? 145 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,419 Look, if it makes you feel better, 146 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:24,539 for me it's about the money. A lot of money, actually. 147 00:08:24,540 --> 00:08:27,339 Each. A 60-40 split. 148 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,139 I don't care how much it is, I'm not risking me whole... 149 00:08:31,140 --> 00:08:33,579 Hang on, what do you mean, "60-40"? 150 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,619 Well, it's my gig, innit? I'm providing the transport. 151 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:39,179 Hey, I'm doing anything, then it's 50-50 or nothing. 152 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:43,179 Does this mean you're in? 153 00:08:44,660 --> 00:08:45,699 Easy, you say? 154 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:47,529 Fish in a barrel. 155 00:08:53,790 --> 00:08:55,469 You are sure? 156 00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:59,469 Never been surer. 157 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,669 Is that Ches? Thought you said he wasn't coming. 158 00:09:09,670 --> 00:09:12,549 Who's that with him? 159 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:14,989 Looks like Lise... Call her Toploader. 160 00:09:14,990 --> 00:09:15,989 Toploader? 161 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:19,989 Yeah. 162 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:25,429 All right? This is Clem... Lise. 163 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:28,389 How's it going? And you know Carl... 164 00:09:28,390 --> 00:09:30,669 (GASPING) 165 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,708 Yeah, we've met. 166 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:39,549 Right, I'll get on the bevs. 167 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:42,029 Oh, hey... you're in a wheelchair. 168 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,549 So I am(!) 169 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:47,549 Awww... Good for you. 170 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:50,309 Them are some big tits. 171 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:54,309 Thanks! 172 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:02,029 Oh! Jesus Christ, get you a fucking bell or something. 173 00:10:14,910 --> 00:10:16,069 Well? 174 00:10:16,070 --> 00:10:19,309 Well, I was thinking more of an inner city, council-run 175 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,789 nursin' home meself, but if you think they'll have you... 176 00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:24,109 For Stella! 177 00:10:24,110 --> 00:10:26,069 Her birthday. 178 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:29,269 Tomorrow! 179 00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:31,789 I know it's her birthday tomorrow. 180 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,309 Think I don't know me own daughter's birthday? 181 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:36,029 That's tomorrow! 182 00:10:36,030 --> 00:10:40,029 Her birthday was two months ago... you IOU'd her a special day out. 183 00:10:40,550 --> 00:10:42,349 I'm a bit strapped. 184 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,589 It's free admission. 185 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:47,589 I also can't be bothered. 186 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:51,389 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 187 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:55,389 No, no, if you think having a stroke's gonna guilt-trip me... 188 00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:59,229 It's muscle fatigue, comes and goes. 189 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:01,709 I'll barely be able to move by the morning, 190 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:05,549 probably going to need help getting on and off the toilet... 191 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,549 Fine! I'll go. 192 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:11,029 Are you gonna tell them or what? 193 00:11:11,030 --> 00:11:14,229 Yeah erm... I'm moving in with Clem. 194 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:18,229 Way to sound enthusiastic Carl, cheers. 195 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,509 It's a bit... sudden, innit? 196 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:25,509 Sorry, don't you mean "congratulations"? 197 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:30,269 Yeah. 'Course. Congratulations, mate. 198 00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:34,269 Cheers. 199 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:38,469 So I'll see you at 10:30 in the morning, 200 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:42,469 for highlights and a blow-dry. All right, bye love. 201 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:06,029 Nice(!) Who's it from? 202 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:08,069 Could be anyone, couldn't it, 203 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:10,989 but if I had to guess I'd say it's the sober half of 204 00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:14,989 whoever you were up to your balls in last night. 205 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,909 Aren't you worried he knows where you're living... sorry, sponging? 206 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:23,509 He won't follow through. People don't commit to anything these days. 207 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:27,069 I hope not. It'll be hard for me to coax punters through the door 208 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:30,149 with your bollocks nailed to the outside of it. 209 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:34,149 Something you said then... You got me thinking. 210 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:38,309 What did? "Bollocks" or "nailed"? 211 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:48,109 Yes... 212 00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:50,429 Brilliant. 213 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,629 Who'd you shag? 214 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,669 Cinderella? 215 00:12:53,670 --> 00:12:55,949 Shall we take it round pubs... "Whomsoever this bra fits..." 216 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:59,949 I'm game. 217 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,709 Right. Here we go. 218 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,509 You done this kind of thing a lot? 219 00:13:06,510 --> 00:13:08,949 I like to think I'm an old pro, yeah. 220 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,869 Ever got caught? 221 00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:15,869 Oh, wonderful(!) 222 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:21,389 Right, let him get in there, 223 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:25,029 give 'em a couple of minutes, let 'em start getting their jiggy on... 224 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:26,669 In case of cameras. 225 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:29,789 What makes you think there'd be... Did you bring me one? 226 00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:30,309 No. 227 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,469 Why not? 228 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:35,469 I figured you'd bring your own. Old pro an' all. 229 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:43,189 (Come on, you fuckin' idiot... ) 230 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:57,349 Right... Off you go. 231 00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,429 You what? 232 00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:02,309 One of us has got to stay up here, right? 233 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:04,949 Throw us as much as you can, and I'll help you back up. 234 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:06,109 Why don't you go down there and... 235 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:08,309 Bagsie up here! 236 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:12,309 Sorry... law of the playground. 237 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,309 It's not fucking Belmarsh! 238 00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:19,469 Fuck's sake. 239 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:23,469 Get over. 240 00:14:30,198 --> 00:14:32,429 Get over! 241 00:14:32,679 --> 00:14:36,979 I'm trying... 242 00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:40,535 My mask! 243 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:44,629 Oh, for fuck's sake... 244 00:14:54,368 --> 00:14:56,893 Oi! I thought you only said you had one pair. 245 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,166 Think I'm letting you stick your face in my wife's tights? 246 00:14:59,218 --> 00:15:01,177 Whatever, Jackson, just get on with it! 247 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,233 He's probably mentally counting off the England '96 squad by now. 248 00:15:11,732 --> 00:15:13,131 It's locked. 249 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,788 It opens upwards! 250 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:18,889 You've a lot to say for a spectator! 251 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,599 What are you doing?! 252 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,239 Having a look. 253 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:31,239 Who's going to get us back up there now? 254 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,999 (TOPLOADER) Y'all right? (CLEM) Yeah. 255 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,639 Look, mate, you can do better. 256 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,719 Say that again? 257 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,639 Fuck's sake, Carl, she's... 258 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,487 What? 259 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,056 You know... 260 00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,020 I mean, can she even...? 261 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,539 Yeah, she can. 262 00:15:50,571 --> 00:15:53,146 And a fuck lot better than Toploader too. 263 00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,283 You and Lise?! 264 00:15:54,526 --> 00:15:55,805 Me and a lot of birds... 265 00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,344 and none of them, not one... even come close. 266 00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,857 You need to start opening your eyes seriously, man. 267 00:16:00,942 --> 00:16:03,461 The way she talks all the time, big "I am"... 268 00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:05,610 Anybody can go to university, you know. 269 00:16:05,822 --> 00:16:07,221 They probably only took her cos she's... 270 00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:09,302 Fuck you. Fuck off. 271 00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,096 What...? 272 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,239 We're going. 273 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,479 Bye-bye! 274 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,357 Bye-bye. 275 00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,340 Fuck! OK... 276 00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:21,476 (Calm down... ) Right. We'll take the whole thing, 277 00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:23,630 we'll ride it out the front like Butch Cassidy. 278 00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:25,857 How did we go from nicking fags to grand theft auto? 279 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,901 It's called improvising, Jackson! 280 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,239 Stand back. 281 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,212 ALARM SOUNDS 282 00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,539 Shit! 283 00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,153 Sorry... That's my arse! 284 00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,053 Dickhead, I said stand back! 285 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,959 Oi! 286 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,959 Derek...! 287 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,159 Fish in a barrel?! 288 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,599 Shit... 289 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,239 Shane! 290 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,239 Shane! 291 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,479 Hello! 292 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,079 What's all this then? 293 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,799 It's er, contributions for the farm. 294 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,799 I thought it was free. 295 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,159 Yeah... go on, off you go, chicken. 296 00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:38,956 Aaaah! 297 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,159 I think we're done here, Princess. 298 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:06,289 (SCREAMING) 299 00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:09,369 Just remember... if the old bag asks... 300 00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:13,369 Whoa...! 301 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:26,169 Come on... 302 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,569 Wasn't my fault. 303 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:34,754 Never... work with amateurs. 304 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,929 That your dinner is it? 305 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,929 Since you blew our pay day, as a matter of fact it is Jackson, yeah. 306 00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,569 I grabbed it when you knocked all the shit over. 307 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:49,569 That was you! 308 00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,169 They're out of date. 309 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:03,055 Sell-by's are bollocks. You can always add a week on. Besides, 310 00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,329 it's fuckin' free, 311 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,889 what d'you want? 312 00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,016 Cost two quid in the shops, them. 313 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,769 Lise... 314 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,489 Mmm? 315 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:19,289 I've been thinking. We're getting on all right, aren't we? 316 00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:20,798 Yeah. 317 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:27,929 So... what do you reckon we just go for it? 318 00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:30,243 Why don't you move in with me? 319 00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,929 Well... 320 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,089 I'll have to ask Ryan. 321 00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,340 Who's Ryan? 322 00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,289 He's sort of my boyfriend... 323 00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:44,289 But I'll definitely think about it. 324 00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:46,784 All right? 325 00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:50,901 Awww... Hiya, you. 326 00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:52,430 So... 327 00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:55,563 What we gonna do about it, then? 328 00:20:56,627 --> 00:21:01,221 He's your best mate, I'm a wheelie. I'm not good enough for him, right? 329 00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,801 Don't talk shite. 330 00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,119 Uh-huh. 331 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:07,529 Well, tomorrow, me and you are going on a picnic, 332 00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,849 we'll take it from there. 333 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,089 You don't mind me going on a date with your boyfriend, do you? 334 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:13,489 Eh? 335 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,729 Oh... 336 00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,049 I didn't even know you knew Ryan. 337 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,400 Yeah. If you like. I'm probably moving in with Ches anyway. 338 00:21:25,557 --> 00:21:26,809 Right... 339 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,259 See you tomorrow. 340 00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,588 I don't get it. 341 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,169 Why risk our arses nicking stuff 342 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:41,129 they're going to be keeping an eye on? 343 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:45,129 Take stuff past its sell-by, sell it on... money for nothing. 344 00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,609 So you want us to... 345 00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,009 (to steal... garbage?) 346 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,529 Yes! 347 00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:55,409 And do what with it? Flog it off street corners? 348 00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:58,049 Jackson, look at me. Eh? 349 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,129 Do I look like a fuckin' fruit and veg man? 350 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:04,009 A little, yeah. But you're missing the bigger picture. 351 00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,889 I'm talking take in bulk, sell in bulk. 352 00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:10,169 Schools, kitchens... anywhere that's after cutting corners 353 00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,169 and saving pennies. 354 00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:16,169 There's profit in their rubbish. 355 00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:20,929 It's original, I'll give you that. 356 00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,329 Jog any memories? 357 00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:34,329 Didn't wear matching underwear, so a classy bird as usual... 358 00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:39,209 She wasn't blonde after all. 359 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,089 She was a redhead. 360 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,809 Good! 361 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,369 We're narrowing it down then. 362 00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:45,409 KNOCK AT DOOR 363 00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:49,409 Open this door, you fuckin' twat! 364 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:53,569 What are you doing, he'll beat the crap out of you! Shut up! 365 00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:56,169 Do you want me to torch your fuckin' place?! 366 00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,169 Do you think he wants these back? 367 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,889 Open the fuckin' door! 368 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:01,929 Ssh...! 369 00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,489 You twat! 370 00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:06,889 You're fuckin' dead. I'm fuckin' coming for you, I'm telling you! 371 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,009 I think he's gone. 372 00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,529 It's OK, stay there. 373 00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:11,129 Ssh, it's OK... 374 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,649 Don't... 375 00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:17,609 It's all right, he's gone. 376 00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:20,289 See? I told you it'd be OK, didn't I? 377 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:23,121 SHATTERING GLASS 378 00:23:27,269 --> 00:23:28,708 You could give us a hand? 379 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:32,349 I do love you, Glores, but... manual labour? 380 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,299 Jesus was a carpenter! 381 00:23:34,335 --> 00:23:36,854 Yeah... Look where it got him. 382 00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:44,838 Eh, Dom? 383 00:23:50,274 --> 00:23:51,789 This is stupid. 384 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:55,789 You're a very negative person, Ches. 385 00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:59,789 A nice picnic is just what we need to get to know each other. 386 00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:05,937 So, apart from the fact he's going out with me, 387 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:09,099 I hear you're fucked off with our Carl for not joining you 388 00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,461 on the reccie drugs any more? 389 00:24:10,509 --> 00:24:12,211 Yeah, well what do you expect? 390 00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:16,146 Now that he's all, "uphold the law," "serve the public trust." 391 00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:18,322 Sickening, isn't it? So... 392 00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:24,029 regular... 393 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:28,029 or decaf? 394 00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:30,991 Was I here a few nights ago? 395 00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,242 I wasn't on. 396 00:24:32,314 --> 00:24:33,429 Do you get any redheads in? 397 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,269 Well, just Ginger Pete. 398 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:38,069 Unless he's a 32C, he's probably not who I'm after. 399 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,103 Pint? 400 00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:39,989 Real leather? 401 00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,589 What? 402 00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:44,029 LEATHER! 403 00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:44,749 Kelly! 404 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,189 What the fuck? She called me a fucking lesbian! 405 00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:50,829 SCREAMING AND SHOUTING 406 00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:51,949 You're barred. 407 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,949 You are barred. 408 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,189 Eight. 409 00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,109 What? 410 00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,376 Don't think girls can rate other girls' arses? 411 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,485 No. That's weird. 412 00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:22,103 Now THAT'S an eight. 413 00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,269 Five. 414 00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:28,389 Nah, three. 415 00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:30,349 Eh, seven. 416 00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:32,629 Six. 417 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,789 Nine! 418 00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,069 So? 419 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,549 No way! 420 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:39,869 I won't tell Carl. 421 00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:42,000 I am not rating a guy's arse. 422 00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:46,989 Four. 423 00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:49,062 Fuck off! He's barely a three! 424 00:26:03,422 --> 00:26:07,421 Fuck! 425 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:12,589 Fucking hell! 426 00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:16,229 Two years and I ended it with him. 427 00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:17,291 Why? 428 00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:18,629 I caught him. 429 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:19,749 Cheating? 430 00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,299 Not exactly. 431 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:25,590 You and Carl have got no chance, he's 432 00:26:25,591 --> 00:26:27,509 practically in training for the Olympics. 433 00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:31,509 Yeah, it wasn't so much the deed itself, more the visual aid. 434 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,349 "Pedigree Pets." 435 00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:35,989 What dog was... 436 00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:36,989 German Shepherd. 437 00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,189 Fucking hell! 438 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:42,189 They're not even that fit. 439 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:46,789 There! 440 00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,111 You know what? 441 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:55,309 MOANING 442 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:58,549 I remember. 443 00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,709 She was black. 444 00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:03,709 It's not funny any more, Dominic. 445 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:09,708 I laid awake last night worrying that nutter was coming back. 446 00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:11,589 And you have done nothing 447 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,534 to try and find out who it was you were actually with. 448 00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:16,061 I've narrowed it down. 449 00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,371 I've already crossed off Ginger Pete. 450 00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,602 What is wrong with you? 451 00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,829 Does nothing ever bother you? 452 00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:25,189 You flit about like there's never going to be any consequences, 453 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,784 like it's all just going to work out 454 00:27:27,885 --> 00:27:29,189 It usually does. 455 00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,709 No it doesn't! 456 00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:33,389 You just wind up back here 457 00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,829 and muggins has to drag you out of the fire. 458 00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:37,291 So maybe you should stop. 459 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,589 This is my home, Dominic. 460 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:47,589 And I'm tired of taking the punches cos you won't. 461 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:50,299 All right. 462 00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:53,955 I'm sorry, Sis. 463 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:03,709 ♪ OASIS: She's Electric 464 00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:07,240 Listen, about the plan, we have to make sure... 465 00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:08,965 Way ahead of you. 466 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,589 What's this? 467 00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:15,869 This stuff's going to be a lot bigger than cigarettes. 468 00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:18,389 OK, here's what we do. 469 00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:20,989 In and out, ten minutes tops. 470 00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,989 That's the roof, there. Those are the cages. 471 00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,909 Head over to them, fill your bags with as much as you can, 472 00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:29,069 bring 'em back here. 473 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:31,349 Then I'll pull them up, unload them here 474 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,223 and pass the bags back down again. 475 00:28:33,471 --> 00:28:34,816 Easy. 476 00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:38,109 You drew this? 477 00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:39,785 Yeah. 478 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,469 And, er, that's me, is it, there? 479 00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:45,909 Yeah. 480 00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:47,549 Why am I so small? 481 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,909 It's not to scale, Shane. 482 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,269 Oh, but that's you, is it? 483 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:54,909 Up there, taking it easy whilst I run around like a little pack-mule? 484 00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:56,229 I came up with the plan. 485 00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,779 The plan? You drew a fucking picture. 486 00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,530 That suddenly make you brains of the operation now? 487 00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:03,770 Yeah. 488 00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,177 That's right. I am. 489 00:29:18,312 --> 00:29:19,702 Oh, very mature. 490 00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:30,850 Admit it. You had fun. 491 00:29:32,117 --> 00:29:35,356 Well, I did. We should do it again some time. 492 00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:39,322 Maybe invite Carl? He doesn't get to mess about much any more. 493 00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,444 Well, he gets everything else. 494 00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:49,014 It wouldn't have mattered who he was moving in with, would it? 495 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,240 You just don't like the idea of him getting on with his life. 496 00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,509 What're you on about? 497 00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:59,509 Jesus, what was the point of any of this? What do I have to do? 498 00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,431 I am not going to be one of those girls that comes between mates. 499 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:07,110 So do you wanna shag me, or what? 500 00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:10,548 Will that do it... even things up a bit? 501 00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:12,119 What d'you mean? 502 00:30:12,414 --> 00:30:16,413 I'll give you a hand job right now. If that's what it takes. 503 00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:24,015 Frank, what you doing? 504 00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:31,629 What you doing? 505 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,989 What's that? 506 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:35,264 An Albanian snow leopard. 507 00:30:35,452 --> 00:30:36,589 It's a terrapin. 508 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,366 Why bother asking, then? 509 00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:44,324 Whatever it is, he's dying. 510 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:48,285 It's not a tortoise, it needs water. 511 00:30:56,496 --> 00:30:58,309 There you go, Terry. 512 00:30:58,310 --> 00:30:59,869 Terry? 513 00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:01,582 It's his name. 514 00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:12,504 So how did your great experiment go? Manage to win him over? 515 00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:15,347 She has her moments. 516 00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:17,864 Anything you can't do? 517 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,769 Water-skiing. But I'll get there. 518 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:22,644 By the way, 519 00:31:22,683 --> 00:31:27,252 offered him a no-strings shag and he said no, loyal mate this one. 520 00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,273 Naw, he just couldn't get it up, could he? 521 00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:35,029 Fuck off! 522 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:38,149 Yay! Hug it out! 523 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:42,149 Yeah, that's probably not gonna happen is it?! 524 00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:47,069 So you really offered him a shag? 525 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,589 Yep. 526 00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:52,589 And he really said no? 527 00:31:59,532 --> 00:32:00,771 Go. 528 00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:05,709 And remember the deal, two loads and then we swap. 529 00:32:16,822 --> 00:32:18,701 Get down here. 530 00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:22,546 Pulling a plastic bag over barbed wire, fucking genius, 531 00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:23,549 well done, mate(!) 532 00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,989 And this is your plan, is it? You're the brains now, are you? 533 00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:28,629 And the brawn. 534 00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:29,949 That's debatable. 535 00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,629 Yeah? You wanna have a fucking go, do yer? 536 00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:34,269 Maybe I do, yeah. 537 00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:37,629 Come on, then! 538 00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:39,789 It's not what it looks like. 539 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,149 Brilliant. That should fool him(!) 540 00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,645 Oh you think you can do better. 541 00:32:42,691 --> 00:32:43,606 Yeah, I could. 542 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,121 Be my fuckin' guest. 543 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:49,949 How much, mate? To turn a blind eye? 544 00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,709 Twenty quid? 545 00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,349 You do know that stuff's out of date? 546 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:56,269 And you want to pay me to let you nick out-of-date food? 547 00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:58,029 Apparently. 548 00:32:58,030 --> 00:32:59,629 Fuck it. 549 00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:00,869 Make it 25 and I'll help you load it up myself. 550 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:04,869 Done! 551 00:33:22,474 --> 00:33:25,793 You're off, then, are you? 552 00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:30,239 New life... moving in with your little sympathy...vote girlfriend? 553 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,567 Watch your mouth. 554 00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,301 Fair do's. 555 00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:42,624 Don't forget Father's Day. 556 00:33:49,536 --> 00:33:52,155 That's it? 557 00:33:54,270 --> 00:33:55,639 It would appear so. 558 00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:59,397 You really are a cunt, you know that? 559 00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:04,409 90% perspiration, son... the more I practise, the luckier I get. 560 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,030 If you're looking to cash-in your inheritance, 561 00:34:14,031 --> 00:34:16,029 I've invested it on your behalf. 562 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,429 I'm just glad to kick the dust of this shit-hole off my shoes. 563 00:34:19,430 --> 00:34:23,429 We're glad to see the back of you. 564 00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:28,122 I'm ashamed of you, you know that... always have been. 565 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:33,109 You're the one ride I always wished I'd worn a Johnny for. 566 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,144 Two, for safety. 567 00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:41,634 I really fucking hate you. 568 00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,909 I know. 569 00:34:48,577 --> 00:34:50,120 Likewise. 570 00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,221 You cunt. 571 00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:03,683 You ball-bag. 572 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,916 Mondays and Thursdays before the staff get in. 573 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:27,291 Two schools, two shelters, and three old farts' homes. 574 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,719 You know what we've got here, don't you? 575 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,519 What? 576 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,519 A fucking business. 577 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,799 What you doing?! 578 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,479 Terry?! 579 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,799 What in God's name is wrong with you now? 580 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,599 Where is he? What have you done? 581 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,159 Terry? 582 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,079 Who's Terry? 583 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,719 He's my fucking terrapin, who else would he be? 584 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,719 What? 585 00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,879 Where is he?! What have you done? 586 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,399 Terry! Where is he? 587 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,039 You've killed him! 588 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,719 We were the same, him and me. All alone in the world, 589 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,719 dumped in the gutter, loved ones gone forever. 590 00:37:17,221 --> 00:37:20,660 Admittedly, in his case, cos I'd stood on them all but... 591 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,879 Aaaah! 592 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,519 There he is! Hey! 593 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,399 Aah! He went home! 594 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,279 He wet his head and crawled home. What did I tell you? 595 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,279 He's just like me. 596 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,639 Rent's on Friday, keep the noise down and if you ever bring 597 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,639 any women back make sure she's got a friend for me, yeah? 598 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,007 Good news! 599 00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:15,960 Yeah? 600 00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,914 I talked to Ryan. We're through. 601 00:38:19,988 --> 00:38:21,507 Oh. 602 00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,125 So, I'm moving in. 603 00:38:31,192 --> 00:38:36,078 Be nice living in a shop... Oh, can I have this? 604 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,919 Yeah. 605 00:38:39,139 --> 00:38:41,461 I'll bring my stuff round later this afternoon, yeah? 606 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,164 Wanna make it official? 607 00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:59,493 It's gonna be nice walking in there, money for the kitty, 608 00:38:59,697 --> 00:39:01,492 not feeling like such a loser. 609 00:39:02,044 --> 00:39:04,763 Last few weeks been hard, haven't felt like a man, 610 00:39:04,813 --> 00:39:06,199 me and her have hardly even fu... 611 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,199 Woah, woah, woah, woah! What the fuck are you doing? 612 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,639 Caring and sharing? We're business partners. 613 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,239 This is not a fucking self-help group. 614 00:39:17,294 --> 00:39:21,293 Plus I still owe you a slap. Now piss off. 615 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:30,820 Oh, er, Jackson? Give her one from me though, eh? 616 00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:33,500 You are the brawn after all. 617 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,959 Yeah, and the brains. So what does that make you? 618 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,959 Hmm... the good-looking one? 619 00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,636 Ches? 620 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,972 Chesney? 621 00:40:33,337 --> 00:40:35,417 Erghhhh! 622 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,039 Yesss! 623 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,039 Ches? 624 00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,048 Karen'll go mental. 625 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,479 You know the rules... nothing with four legs 626 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,846 unless it's got a blind person attached to it. 627 00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:05,858 Perhaps you'd think about staying somewhere else... just for a bit? 628 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,599 I think witness relocation's a bit strong, don't you? 629 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,879 Look, I've done nothing wrong, well, legally. 630 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,639 Look, I'll just... 631 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,879 Don't say it'll work out, please, Dominic. 632 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,119 Fella's been asking after you last couple of days... 633 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,399 Let us know when he's in again, yeah? 634 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,239 He's in now. 635 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,479 It's all right, I'll just, I'll have a nice word, 636 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,159 you know, straighten it out. 637 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,159 Do you really ever? 638 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,679 ♪ THE PRODIGY: Smack My Bitch Up 639 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,799 I remember now, there was two of them. 640 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,799 And the black girl, she had red hair, which 641 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,799 I thought was pretty strange when you come to think about it. 642 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,759 This'll be that consequence you've been banging on about? 643 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,799 I guess that's what it is. 644 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,799 I want a fucking word with you. 645 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,799 Gentlemen, please. 646 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,879 Don't. He fucked their wives... both of them... at once. 647 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,359 Isn't he a priest? 648 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,559 For what it's worth, they're lovely girls. 649 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:53,559 Get up! 650 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,599 What the fuck is that thing?! 651 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,079 His name is Terry. 652 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,599 There, that'll do. 653 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,599 Cheers. 654 00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,039 You're welcome. 655 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,879 Wake up call? 656 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,839 I need a drink. Now! 657 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,839 Why don't you let me get you one, eh? 658 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,399 OK. 659 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,959 Glores, sub us a tenner, yeah? 660 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,279 Mum? Mum?! 661 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,279 If you're gonna borrow my tights at least... 662 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,399 Er... actually that was me. 663 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,319 Oh, God, I don't want to know... 664 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,319 Just give me some money and I'm out for the day. 665 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,319 Kitchen. 666 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,759 We're going out too. I'm buying you dinner. 667 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,759 'Oooh, flush are we?' 668 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,959 Now, please, can I have a pint? 669 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,039 Of course. 670 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,119 Come on, you know I'm good for it. 671 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,599 'Ah, I don't know. 672 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,879 'Maybe Robin Hood kind of had the right idea, 673 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,799 'just didn't have very good business sense, that's all. 674 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,399 'Cos the thing about the poor is, they'll always find money 675 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,799 'if they need it, for the necessities and that. 676 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,799 'You see that's why you never see a sober homeless. 677 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,799 'Steal from the rich, sell to the rich and let them mark it up 678 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,799 'for the poor. Now that should have been his thing, the daft twat. 679 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,559 'You see I've always liked being at rock bottom. 680 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,199 'Then any little victory you can muster tastes so much sweeter. 681 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,980 'One little gamble and suddenly... everything is coming up roses.' 682 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,879 I think you're bored, Karen. 683 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,679 I reckon I could have that girl flat on her back any time I like. 684 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,999 15 years ago, maybe. 685 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,999 I think you've made a mistake. 686 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,119 The drink is taking its toll. 687 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,479 And the drugs. 688 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,559 And you know you have to be careful. 689 00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,559 He bet he could get you into bed and if he does he wins... me. 690 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,519 You've saved someone's life today, you know. 691 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,719 You saved one life. 692 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,479 But you're not suddenly a superhero. You can't save everybody. 693 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,039 I am going to fuck you rather spectacularly, Dom. 694 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,039 OK. 695 00:46:23,578 --> 00:46:26,047 696 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,159 Next... 697 00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,639 I'm so sorry. 698 00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:42,812 Nice set though. 699 00:46:42,862 --> 00:46:47,412 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0